Tuesday, 26 February 2013

Fair well to some colleagues, co-workers and friends

Today I resigned from my company. I really had to read the sentence in my head a couple of times to grasp the whole concept. I am the type of guy that doesn't chop and change, which seems to be the rarity in this industry. This is the first time I have left a job for a reason other than "I'm moving to a whole new city" or the company ceased to exist (through no fault of my own I might add). The reasons behind this could be many but the overriding factor is money. "Money?" You may ask, "but you are all about the experience, enjoyment and familiarity." Which is entirely correct - except in this case. Today it is all about the money. The last week I have realised a few important points:
1. I am damn good at my job.
2. The learning curve on the boat is reaching its apex.
3. A comfortable situation is the bane of my existence.
The first one probably goes without saying - I am awesome at everything I do. You can do your research in my previous posts to find out how true this is so I won't quantify this here. The second has been on my mind for the last few months. While I believe that you can learn something new everyday (shit, the only way you can't is if you stay in bed all day, and guess what? You probably learned that you are one of those unique individuals who has no qualms about staying in bed all day). I still believe that the things you learn the most from are the unbelievably different situations from your everyday life. Spending 2.5 years on a boat that you helped build from the ground up and will eventually leave, is not something you think about. So it was without any fanfare that I quietly slinked away from the boat on my last swing. I spoke with my bosses and explained the situation. They were very supportive which made me feel my decision was the correct one and I truly hope we end up working together again or at least catching up so I can properly thank them for everything they had given me. To those who I didn't get to bid a final parting word, know that it was a pleasure to have worked with you and may you have the success in career and family that you so fondly had told me about, and thoroughly deserve.

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Band or DJ?


I'll sum up the conversation about the next wedding chore as I remember it:
The Girl "Have you decided yet on a band or DJ?"
Me "Unless Eddie Vedder, Mike Patton and Dave Grohl actually do accept the wedding invite I sent them, we probably are not having a band."
G "What about George Michael?"
M "Well of course the same applies, as long as he is still getting his mail forwarded from the Icelandic address I didn't send anything to."
G "So a DJ then?"
M (after a brief pause of stunned silence) "You want someone to mix an iPod to songs we won't like? I would have to give him a list to make sure it was what we wanted. In fact he can just dial it in from home."
G (cutting me off) "So no DJ"
M "No DJ, I'll do the playlist and we can get the venue to play it for us."
G "I want final approval on the list and nothing from Star Wars, Indiana Jones or any cartoon series"
So we are on about our 27th playlist version. I'm sure we can compromise before the big day. Good news is I've managed to get some John Williams back on the cards.

Tuesday, 19 February 2013

An Unattractive Admirer

So on my way down in the lift today a rather friendly gentleman was commenting on my "toned calves." I was on my way for a jog so was decked out in my running gear. He told me again that he really thought they were impressive. I thought his fixation was a little weird but then again I am an impressive specimen. He tried to make some more small talk but we reached the lobby. He gave me a little wave as I put in my headphones and trundled off for my jog. It later occurred to me that this guy had been hitting on me. While not an unusual experience, albeit usually from people with less penis, it was a little disconcerting that he thought he was in my league (not to mention the fact how much is "gaydar" was off) as he was a rather old and wiry looking man. Now to clarify I don't really know how to judge the appearance of a man, but I am sure if I could he wouldn't make it on any list of mine.

The Cars

The first of my chores, the cars, was done in a couple of hours. The Girl did well not to diminish any praise for me even though the selection was limited to a 1929 Graham Paige, 1967 Daimler and a Kia minibus. We took the first two. This was before we realised the hotel and venue are about 30m apart from each other and the place we are going for photos is a 2 minute walk. Still I've always wanted to ride in a '67 Daimler even if it is for a total of 5 minutes.

Monday, 18 February 2013

How to Plan a Wedding from afar


Well sort of. It goes without saying that I am the type of guy that doesn't plan a thing. And when I do it usually changes to something else along the way. When I dropped to one knee for the girl it was always my intention to mention the whole "let's head to Vegas this weekend" scenario (why else do you propose on a Thursday night? To catch the weekend special) I was fully aware that the girl is the total opposite to me in regards to the planning but you can never underestimate the power of a sparkling diamond ring. So I’ll try and break this experience down to a few little posts of their own.

The girl still has her Grandmothers around so it was apparent pretty early that the Vegas option was out, but I still hang on to the thought of what would have happened if longevity was not ripping through her family veins. So we pushed the date out a couple of years so the whole thing could be planned to the second.

The G-factor also led us to realising that an overseas wedding was out of the question. I thought that offering them a first class ticket would change the deal - I mean really, they would be more comfortable than in a nursing home, but the girl was not to be swayed. As such we decided that we would make it more convenient for ninety five percent of our guests and have the wedding in Australia. The first question everyone asked me was were we getting a wedding planner? Seriously? A wedding planner? Not only was that a terrible movie (probably) but J-Lo can't sing, can't act, although doesn't require a beanbag when sitting on the floor. No wedding planner. This led to the planning to fall squarely on our shoulders. Our shoulders are the collective for falling on the Girl's. The condition of this was that I had to find the cars, sort out the music and turn up sober enough to legally get married. 

So we picked a venue, some hotels for our guests to stay in, a celebrant and the photographer all blindly off the net. This could be a very interesting wedding…

Wednesday, 13 February 2013

From the deepest, darkest depths...

We are currently on a job off the coast of Angola, at a water depth of 2000m (that's 6,500ft for my seppo friends). The depth makes it a little challenging due to the high pressure, time it takes to get things from surface to seabed and a lack of secondary crane (it only goes to 1500m).

Sometimes in this industry we get help from unexpected places that is always appreciated. Thus far though this would have to be the strangest help we had received:


This little guy came to help us with the tie-in of the umbilical.

Saturday, 26 January 2013

Happy Australia Day!

I've had the tunes cranking the Hottest 100 from the net, Vegemite for breakfast and the Camp boss has got the chefs to cook me up a storm for lunch! Being stuck off the coast of Africa cannot stop the Aussie spirit...


Tuesday, 1 January 2013

The New Year Resolutions

For 35 years (probably), people have always asked me what my New Years resolutions will be. My response has always been one of disgust - why would I bother making a drunken promise to myself to complete something before the year is finished, I can do that on any given drunken night! This year will be one of the biggest years for the Girl and I, so after much deliberation I have decided to give it a crack. My 10 resolutions. Excuse me if any (or all) of these look a little easy to complete but I dare anyone else to be able to complete the same list before me. In fact I will give a thousand dollars to anyone who can.

1. Get married.
2. Run a half marathon (not a race - just the distance) in under 2 hours.
3. Bucks party in Vegas
4. Climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge
5. Take the girl for dinner at Le Bernardin
6. Ride / skate / run or walk around the island of Manhattan
7. Watch the Knicks play in a finals game at the garden
8. Surpass my previous unbeaten streak in words with friends (21)
9. Get back down to my fighting weight (92kg)
10. Surpass my yearly Blog maximum (35 in 2008)
Bonus resolution: Publish my first novel on Amazon

While at first glance none of these seem too far out of the realm of possibility, I assure you they are still quite a challenge even for a gifted and determined fellow such as myself.

I'll have to keep the girl happy for long enough to walk down the aisle, rely on the Knicks making it past the first round of the play-offs, kick some serious scrabble ass on the iPhone and get a reservation at the #1 ranked restaurant in the world.

Even if I only can manage half of these I will be pretty chuffed but I hope to complete them all. Care to bet against me...?

*Since I have been challenged - for everyone one of these I cannot do, I will give $100 to charity. If you have no faith in me to complete these then tell me your suggested charity...

Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Just Another Birthday

So today is my birthday and I decided to try and keep it quiet here on the boat. We are in transit from Newfoundland to Norway so the personnel on board is a minimum. Unfortunately the Medic is an avid user of Facebook and he happens to be one of my friends on there. The result was an un-kept secret:
Can't be annoyed with a delicious cake though...

Saturday, 3 November 2012

Sandy

This is posted a little later than I had of liked but when I originally wrote it we were without power, water (such a sob story...) and I completely forgot to post it when we recovered:

The day of the storm was like any other rainy day. The Girl had gone to work in the morning but arrived home just after lunch. We decided to venture down to the Hudson River to see if it had broken its banks. On arrival we were surprised that the fences had been moved into place to close off the water front. As all New Yorkers would do we squeezed through a gap in the fence that had presented itself. There were still joggers and quite a number of people doing the same as us.

As the water began to break the banks we took some photos and wondered how much more severe the weather would be getting. Soon enough the cops were rolling along telling everyone to leave the area and go home. I now realise all the hype in the movies, "move along, there's nothing to see here," was not an exaggeration of actual events.



When we got home we cooked ourselves a massive nachos and opened a bottle of wine. After this we skyped the celebrant for our upcoming nuptials, but unfortunately the power went out around 8pm. The start of our real life "Revolution." As crazy as it sounds I was actually a little excited to be in the middle of New York City during this time. We could see the lights of uptown in the distance that had not been affected, however looking out from our apartment window we saw a sight unfamiliar to us - the city that never sleeps, in complete and total darkness...

Day 2 (Tuesday): We got up a little late thinking that the power might have been restored. We had seen earlier reports that the power would be switched off for 12 hours to prevent any long term damage. Alas this was not the case and we later found out that they didn't switch the power off at all and a substation had been flooded, frying all the circuits. If I was a voting man the Governor and Mayor who so blatantly failed to live up to this promise would be on the chopping block (and I encourage all New Yorkers to think the same).
 
For some reason I had grabbed a halogen lamp from my vessel the trip before that served us well in our bathroom (that has no windows). Surprisingly the water was still hot and flowing freely, how I wish I had savoured that sweet sensation a little more. We decided to walk uptown for some food taking in some of the devastation that had occurred.



When was the last time you saw people lining up to use a payphone?


32 blocks later we were back in civilisation. The only noticeable difference was a lot of the businesses had put up signs stating "restrooms for customers only." Due to the devastation and suffering that people had endured a few blocks away, this to me was appalling. I took notice of which ones were the offenders in case a future opportunity to avoid or slag off presents itself.

We called into a couple of bars just above Midtown for some lunch / dinner and recharged all of our devices. The girl was going into work the next day (fortunately her building has power) so we called it a night. Unfortunately getting home proved a little trickier than we anticipated. The subway, being flooded, was out of action and the taxis that pulled over refused to go below 30th St. It was a little disturbing that they thought something bad was going to happen to them in a region that had no power. Eventually someone accepted us and we made it home at a reasonable time, discovering that we were now without any water to match the electricity.

Day 3: The Girl was up early to head to work and have a shower at a gym up town before she got there. I decided a trip uptown was necessary to use the bathroom / have a shower. Walking 30 blocks for a bowel movement gave me a new perspective on the benefits of modern day society. I'm sure the days of old a bucket emptied in the street would have sufficed however being the current times I figured this was probably unacceptable.

It was surreal how many other people were making the pilgrimage along the Avenues out of the "dead zone" as I liked to refer it. It was the beat down and unhappy mood that one would expect but more of a matter of fact, somewhat jovial feeling that was projected. I too found myself with the same positive spirit. Until I reached the edge of the "dead zone" to be greeted with the "for customers only" signs that had annoyed me a day earlier.

Time was running short so I decided to chance the closest watering hole for my pit stop. As I entered and made a beeline for the loo, the barman held a hand out and said "sorry pal, for customers only." I kept walking and with a beaming smile replied, "yes I'll have a Sam Adams please. I'll look at a menu as well." After finishing up I promptly walked past the full pint waiting for me at the bar and said to the bartender, "sorry but this place just doesn't have a friendly enough atmosphere, so I'll be leaving now." My exit was haste and I legged it up the footpath in case he wanted some sort of repayment from me (although I have since been told if I didn't touch the beer they cannot charge me by my regular barmen). The name of this pub is "The Molly Wee Pub" and I encourage people to boycott.

The afternoon consisted of me finding a gym that the girl had arranged for me to take a shower in without any charge or hassle (it amazed me how big the chasm between the kindness of people in hard times was) and generally enjoying walking around in civilisation. I met the girl and we went to our old local bar on 54th St for  a fun evening. After we got home we were greeted by an impromptu halloween parade, the main one being cancelled earlier in the week, that was traversing up Bleecker St. It seemed the spirit of the city lived on.


Day 4: The late night socialising, cancelled any need for me to be worried about the lack of power - sleeping through the rest of the day proved a viable option to living in the stone age. Much later the afternoon consisted of another gym visit and a rendezvous with the girl for dinner. My nocturnal instincts took over and a late night session proved a fair substitute to a night in darkness. From what I remember, the girl left at a reasonable hour, while I stayed around for a bit longer. Apparently this little bit longer turned out to be all night as I managed to sneak into bed around the time the girl was getting up to go to work.

Day 5: Tiring of the lack of power and water, the frustrations of the Girl and myself were at a boiling limit. Fortunately we had the opening game of the basketball season to go to, the Knicks hosting the defending NBA champion Miami Heat. After 5 days of a much disrupted life we both were looking forward to it. During my walk up to Madison Square Garden, the power came back on for as I reached 14th st. An almighty cheer rose up like the Empire had just been defeated by the rebellion. I turned in my tracks only to be disappointed that 14th st was as low as the power reached and the Village was still in darkness.

The Knicks took the hardship of the city on their shoulders and won this encounter with a very good display of teamwork and self belief to put some welcome cheer in back our spirits. It was fantastic to forget about our situation for a night and we continued the celebration well into the small hours of the next morning.

Day 6: We woke up late morning the next day to a disappointing powerless routine. It wasn't long though before the power came back on, followed soon after by the water. It was a welcome change to have a shower, albeit cold one, in our own flat. The hot water was restored later that evening. Not since the first night we moved into our flat had we been so happy to be sitting there. Our lives had been restored but the memory was deeply engrossed of what we had gone through.

Reflecting back now, we had endured it relatively easy compared to those who had lost lives, homes and possessions. Some people will remain without power until Thanksgiving. Rather than destroy the spirit though, it seemed that the city had a shared resilience to come together and help each other (well most of us). Our doormen had no way to get to or from work when the bridges and tunnels were closed yet they slept here in the building taking alternative shifts to keep the entrance ticking over - it was such a comfort to know that people like this take pride in there position.

Hopefully the city can learn from this experience and move forward in a positive outlook. We certainly have come through this a stronger team, which will keep us in good position for next near. It's planned to be a big one for us...