Would just like to note first up - there are no spoilers here. The following is what the Girl vetoed from my ideas of the wedding.
Celebrant: "The couple would now like to recite their vows."
Me: "John, can I please buy a vow?"
Me: "I take thee Rachel...."
Celebrant: "By the power...... of greyskull, I now pronounce you husband and wife."
The Girl: "I have the power...."
Ending the ceremony by knocking knuckles was also binned but that was probably my fault, high five should have been the call.
Do you think I watched a little too much TV in my youth?
